Another one inspired by a reddit writing prompt: Tell the story of the end of the world as in the style of a craigslist add, or that's how I take it.
Need Mass Extinction Test Subjects for Immediate Trials - WILL PAY $$$$$
;)
The day that has been foretold for centuries is probably finally upon us, and we're all going to die. This is not negotiable, but is incredibly inevitable, considering how talked about it is.
Think about all those idiots you have to deal with in work? Do you really want to work with them, anyway? Nah, man. They're gonna die, so... like, be happy. Be happy, come in, and schedule a pick-up time/place where we can find and take you away to a safe facility.
You may be asking yourself, "What's in it for me, man?"
Well, I'll tell you what's in it for you: MONEY!!! YOU WON"T EVEN BELIEVE HOW MUCH MONEY SERIOUSLYSOMUCHMONEY
SO
MUCH!!!!
MONEY!!!!
;)
Haha, but seriously, though, if you're an individual that's interested in furthering the obvious fate of society, give us a call at 804-579-3274 any time. I'll be driving the POS old van without the windows. Call me Jerry
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